Friday, October 26, 2007

dad... please don't read this...

ok... just when you thought there were some things that you just... well... couldn't recycle... along comes (no pun intended) sextoyrecycling.com.

yes, folks, once your trusty love rabbit has given you your last thrill, you can help the environment by NOT burying it in newspaper and stuffing it into the bottom of your trash can!

all you need to do is is contact the company here, and these nice folks will send you a pouch in which you can return your well-loved products (apparently, you can also find them at your local "gift" store, but i can't vouch for that). i'm not going to go into the recycling process (you can check that out for yourself here, as even i am a bit disturbed). one thing, they do ask that you wash them first (gagging a little)...

also, i'm not sure whether or not this is an incentive or just an "ewww," but for every misfit toy you send back, you get a $5 voucher toward the purchase of any ... uh.. product... in their recycled line (once they get the online store up... oh, man, i'm so going to hell... sorry, dad!)

and you thought you'd seen everything, right?

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