you're fat... and so is your dog...

ok. generally, i've been trying to steer clear of making sweeping judgments, but this is just killing me...

not only are we an obscenely fat society... but we've managed to make our furry family members fat, too... you might think a chubby puppy is funny or kinda cute... and, while it's great to see how happy and excited they get when you give 'em treats... there's nothing endearing about giving your best pal diabetes or heart failure...

but that's not really what's annoying me... it's the lazy, instant-gratification, non-responsible solution for canine obesity that's perking up these puppy-lovin' ears o'mine...

god forbid, people -- i don't know -- get off their lazy asses to take their their canine counterparts for a W-A-L-K... oh no... we have a much better idea... let's put em on doggie diet drugs...

and i don't even want to think of the extensive animal testing that had to occur for this "breakthrough"... ugh.